He could do anything. He had superhuman strength. He could read the headline of a newspaper from a hundred yards away.
Good thing he was on the side of the good guys because he was a “Six Million Dollar Man.” He had bionic legs that allowed him to run for hours on end. His bionic arm could lift tons at a time.
There was nothing he could not do to help keep the world safe for democracy. There was nothing he could not do that is, until his van quit on him one day.
Sadly he did not have a bionic knowledge of his car’s fuel system. He felt his van was running sluggishly and that it did not have the get up an go like it should. So, when it finally died by the side of the road, he pushed it home with his bionic legs and steered it with his bionic arm. When he got home, he still did not know what to do. That is where we came in. He called us, punching in the toll-free number with his bionic fingers. One of our helpful and friendly customer service agents was standing by waiting to a answer all his questions and help him find the perfect Toyota Previa Fuel Injector for his car. When he asked about shipping, our customer service agent told him that we always pay for shipping every time that he places an order of $50 or more. He was as happy as a clam.Six million clams that is.